Witz
Verfasst: 12.05.2004, 09:18
A white haired man walked into a jeweler`s shop late one friday, with a
beautiful young lady on his side.
`I`m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,` he said.
The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring
priced at $5,000.
`I don`t think you understand ... I want something very unique,` he said.
At that point, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe.
`Here`s the most
stunning ring I have, and it`s priced at $40,000.`
The girls` eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
`How are you paying?` asked the jeweler.
`I`ll pay by check, but of course for this amount the bank would want to
make sure that everything is in order, so I`ll write you the check now and you can phone
the bank tomorrow, then I`ll stop by and fetch the ring on monday`.
Monday morning a very upset jeweler phones the man. ` You s.o.b., you
lied...there`s no money in that account`
`I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I just had ?`
beautiful young lady on his side.
`I`m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,` he said.
The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring
priced at $5,000.
`I don`t think you understand ... I want something very unique,` he said.
At that point, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe.
`Here`s the most
stunning ring I have, and it`s priced at $40,000.`
The girls` eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
`How are you paying?` asked the jeweler.
`I`ll pay by check, but of course for this amount the bank would want to
make sure that everything is in order, so I`ll write you the check now and you can phone
the bank tomorrow, then I`ll stop by and fetch the ring on monday`.
Monday morning a very upset jeweler phones the man. ` You s.o.b., you
lied...there`s no money in that account`
`I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I just had ?`